Last night, 6o Minutes ran this excellent story on football in Samoa.  Among other great tidbits in the story, the report notes that a boy born to Samoan parents is 5o times more likely to play in the NFL than the general population.

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As good as the story is, it does lack a commentary from Andy Rooney. “Why is that Samoans are so big but I’m so small?  I like a warm beach as much as the next guy, but instead it appears my entire lower body as been devoured by this desk.  It hardly seems fair.”